Do they really? Do they REALLY share my disappointment? Is there somebody actually there sharing my disappointment? Because right under "Dear Suzanne", it says "This is an automated message."
No biggy. :) It's just a light.
I have ordered a new one at the very cool Barn Light Electric (where I should have looked to begin with), and after some research, measuring, and a tall-person-walking-through-doorway simulation, this one should (1) actually be in stock, should (2) look cute, and (3) should not decapitate anyone I love.







