man, they weren't kidding. man, oh man.

11 p.m. last night:
Suzanne finishes cutting out paper circles for kindergarten graduation decor and finally sits down to read Twilight.

2 a.m.
Bob returns home and is surprised to find Suzanne in chair awake and reading Twilight.  Suzanne is shocked to discover it is 2 a.m.

7 a.m.
Bob wakes up and is surprised to find Suzanne in chair still reading. Where she has been. All. Night.

7:15 a.m.
Suzanne showers and dresses for church, wondering how her first day since 1989 without one minute of sleep will go.

12:30 p.m.
Suzanne returns from church, visits with family, and has lunch.

2:00 p.m.
Claire goes down for a nap.
Bob also goes down for a nap.
Suzanne sits down to read Twilight.

2:32 p.m.
Suzanne finishes Twilight.

2:33 p.m.
Suzanne apologetically wakes Bob from nap to tell him she is driving to mall to buy sequel to Twilight.

3:33 p.m.
Suzanne returns from mall with three sequels to Twilight. She would have gotten home sooner, but she read a bit in the mall parking lot while three people angrily waited for her parking space.

4:00 p.m.
Bob and Claire go run errands and Suzanne continues New Moon.

5:21 p.m.
Suzanne reluctantly tears herself away from New Moon to think about making dinner and perhaps throwing a load of laundry in. She also wonders when the last time she brushed her teeth was.

She does not understand how she is still awake.

Bob suggests books have turned her into a vampire. :)